I may have accidentally bought something quite heavy on ebay and it is now travelling via FedEx Ground across the country from Riviera Beach, Florida to Seattle, Washington. I can track its whereabouts online and will be doing so excitedly for the next few days (estimated arrival date is 29th of January).
After being dropped off (or "In FedEx possession") at Riviera Beach, it continued on to West Palm Beach and is already in Orlando which is a journey of 281 kilometres. I can't wait to see what route it takes across the country. It's going to be way better travelled in the US than I.
(Thank you Google Maps.)